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[Aug. 10th, 2010|01:44 pm] |
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I really hate feeling stupidly uneasy every time I see a spider around here now. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2010|01:14 pm] |
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I think it was really stupid of them to put us all in the same stupid camp where we've known everyone since we were fucking eleven. Or earlier. It would probably be easier to disconnect if it were just people we've known a month. There's more of them than us and they could have a second wave that's on its way right now and it doesn't matter and I fully intend to write a strongly worded letter to the BAMF if I don't die about how they should've thought this through better and then maybe people that shouldn't've died wouldn't've. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2010|02:20 pm] |
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If this is actually some sort of a trap or a fix or something, I fully intend to write a strongly worded letter to the BAMF heads. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2010|12:02 am] |
[Warded Private] (after this)
Dear Ministry Officials, can you see this?
Because if you can, this is an invasion of personal rights and opinion, and I'm certain there is a law about this and I will be asking my parents about it as soon as they get home from the office. While monitoring patriotism in public makes sense, I am mostly curious as to if you have some sort of tricky ability to break through wards to monitor comments and if such instances that were intended to remain private could be used as grounds for an inquiry.
For example, if I was to say I think that Germans make better sausage than that bloke in Canterbury, would that count as being unpatriotic? Can you SEE me being unpatriotic there? Or if I said that Wales smells disgustingly like sheep? Or if I think that the Ministry could've done more to help the muggles that just got the shit bombed out of them because our Obliviator department was too lazy to go out there and do something about it before it was too late? Because I do, and if you know that, then I'll see you in court, and my parents are two of the best lawyers your Ministry has and they've served this country for decades now and they would be on my side and they would win that case.
And if not, just testing. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2010|06:19 pm] |
Being able to Apparate is the most wonderfully convenient thing ever. How did I survive before I could do this?
And using magic out of school. The laundry folds itself. I can make my toast toast itself without ever getting off my arse.
And I can say arse and not get detention for it! I love summer and it needs to continue being this week. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2010|01:11 am] |
[Professor Egg]
Professor, do you have a moment? |
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|09:29 pm] |
[Professor Merrythought]
Hi Professor. I have a concern and I wanted to bring it to you because I think Professor V. It might be nothing but I think given everything that's been happening recently it would be dumb to keep things private. Just in case. I'm sure it's nothing.
But it might not be nothing so. You know. Thus the concern. |
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[May. 29th, 2010|09:03 pm] |
[Warded to Cressida]
Are you alright? That's another one in your year and house. ...Not that you probably aren't already well aware of that, but yeah. You were in Hogsmeade when it all happened, right?
What about Evander? Did he go? |
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[May. 24th, 2010|08:01 pm] |
[Gryffindor Boys (excluding Professors)]
It was Brookstanton. |
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[May. 24th, 2010|07:16 pm] |
[Warded to Professors and Staff]
WE NEED A MEDIC. Boy's loo next to the Great Hall. He's unconscious and bleeding a lot and I'm not sure if he's breathing but I think he is because there's a pulse. |
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[May. 18th, 2010|08:32 pm] |
[Warded to the Scottish Army + McMoody]
I still think it's Lestrange. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2010|01:58 pm] |
Don't have to worry about my sisters getting conscripted, then, I guess.
When are the war office blokes getting here? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|01:35 pm] |
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The hell is wrong with your face, Corner? You look like a raccoon that got in a fight with a blasting curse. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2010|02:52 pm] |
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What? No. No. Absolutely not. If they want to go then by all means, carry on and soldier forth. You do not draft women who have no business being there into active duty. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2010|09:32 pm] |
[Warded to Cressida]
Hey Cressi. I saw that you warded to me while I was sort of unconscious just now; I didn't get a chance to flip through before now. I'm alright though, promise.
Thanks for checking up on me, though. You weren't outside when it happened, right? |
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[Mar. 17th, 2010|01:30 am] |
Julie had her baby! I'm supposed to tell you specifically, Leonie. Maggie Anne MacAfee, born 15 March 1943, 7 pounds & 19 inches. Apparently she's got a great set of lungs and is already a yeller. Girl'll fit right in, I think. Geoff is all whiny because he was expecting a boy, but he'll get over it.
Ides of March indeed. Caesar was over-reacting. It's about time something decent happened.
Now if places would stop getting bombed and the war would stop, that'd be ace. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|05:46 pm] |
[Warded to Gwen]
I think I might have to play Thursday's practice in my costume. Is that going to be a problem? |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
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Wait wait wait, France is doing something other than surrendering? |
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